The skinny dipper
The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a
dive in a nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming outfit, but who
cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water.天
After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of
old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction.
He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket lying in
the sand nearby. He held the bucket in front of his private parts
and sighed with relief.
The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward
and wanted to move. Then one of the ladies said:
"You know , I have a special gift, I can read minds."
"Impossible", said the embarrassed man.
"You really know what I think?"你
The lady replied,
"Right now, I bet you think that the
bucket you're holding has a bottom."
例：The boys used to go skinny-dipping in the pond every Saturday morning.